You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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