New invention idea: vibrating tampons
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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