Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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