love makes seman taste better
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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