singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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