I would go down on you faster than GM stock
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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