his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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