these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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