Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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