Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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