So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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