hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
