I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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