their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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