Dual....:-)
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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