quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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