Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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