hell yes lets make some ravioli
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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