i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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