"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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