His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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