...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
