I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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