she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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