There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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