Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize
