Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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