i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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