i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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