Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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