just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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