she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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