What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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