they need to just BURY HIM!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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