well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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