Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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