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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.

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  I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.

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• (951): View more from California

  omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited

  (951): View more from California

  dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.

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  You've ruined popcorn for me.

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• (951): View more from California

  Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."

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  Well thank god i want six autographed copies

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.

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