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• (707): View more from California

  so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  i will never coherently bang her

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong

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• (212): View more from New York

  It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.

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• (682): View more from Texas

  There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops

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• (585): View more from New York

  Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?

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  Smooth sack

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings

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