arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?