So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???