I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Drunk is not a location!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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