hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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