Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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