No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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