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So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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