Having a random hookup so left but love u
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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