One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize