Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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