if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I smell stomach acid.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Randomize
