i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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