K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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