sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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