You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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