Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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