Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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