Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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