Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Randomize
