I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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