Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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