I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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